This page is dedicated to the teachings of Won Ton Jack, and those who fear him. To quote the book of Jack ...
"The path of the righteous Wonton is beset on all sides by the inequities
of B.D. Socks and the tyranny of the emperor Poo Poo Dung. Blessed is the
Wonton who, in the name of big buffets, and cheap food, shepherds the weak
through the valley of greasy food, for he is truly his Wonton brother's
keeper and the finder of lost chicken balls. And I will strike down upon
thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is WonTon Jack when I
lay my boot upon your head."