Won Ton Jack is the mystical culinary expert at the Great Wall of Death, a Chinese restaurant located somewhere in Charleston, SC. A native of mainland China, Jack was forced to flee his native China to protect his secret recipe' for chicken balls. Jack now spends his days teaching his wisdom and defending his recipe' from the evil B.D. Socks and his henchman. Being a Kung Fu master, Jack defends himself with the difficult "Boot to the head" maneuver.

If you visit the GWOD, you too may witness the impressive foo of WonTon Jack. After preparing an excellent buffet, Jack will sit in a dark corner booth at the back of the restaurant. In his right hand will be a cigarrette, in his left a cold beer. But be warned, do not cross him, or you will receive the "Boot to the head."